Top Ten People Who Should Retire Right Now, But Wont

1. Deve Cowdung - from looking for election partners to deceive
2. Leander Piss and his Bhu-patni - from their incessant dick waving
3. Sachin Tendul-kuch-kar-nahin-raha - from painfully dragging his career
4. Ms Dhoni - from his inflated social standing
5. "Saliva" or is that "Thaliva" Rajani Saar - from throwing chewing gum into his eyes and sunglasses into his mouth or vice versa
6. "Megastar" Konidela Siva Shankara Vara Prasad - from polictics
7. Amitabh Bunch-o-crap-an - from hawking everything from Chavanprash to Cut-pieces
8. Salmonella Khan't Dance Sala - from movies
9. Shah Rukh Khan't Act - from anywhere my eyes land, AND FINALLY
10. Mr. Narayan "I'm so simple" Murthy - from public life,